{"id":210,"date":"2010-08-06T20:45:56","date_gmt":"2010-08-07T00:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kandm.section30.com\/?p=210"},"modified":"2011-10-19T10:06:38","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T14:06:38","slug":"snakes-on-a-plane-nope-its-my-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kandm.section30.com\/?p=210","title":{"rendered":"Snakes on a plane, nope it&#8217;s my office!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like I was pretty much dragging most of yesterday.\u00c2\u00a0 The day had been pretty unproductive, I was tired, exhausted and ready to be home.\u00c2\u00a0 About 4 o&#8217;clock 2 of my co-workers headed out for the day.\u00c2\u00a0 Thanks to a few early ports, they peaced out early.\u00c2\u00a0 That left 3 of us girls in the office.\u00c2\u00a0 Since I just moved my desk, thanks to my co-worker leaving, I am now able to actually look at people and talk.\u00c2\u00a0 As I was talking to D about some random work gossip something caught my eye.\u00c2\u00a0 One minute I&#8217;m looking at her, the next I glance at my computer and the next I see something on the floor.\u00c2\u00a0 Hmmmm.\u00c2\u00a0 What the hell?!?!?\u00c2\u00a0 I look down &#8220;OH SHIT there&#8217;s a SNAKE in here!!!!&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 WHAT?!!?!\u00c2\u00a0 D and VA are both like &#8220;WHAT?!&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Um, guys there is a SNAKE on the FLOOR!&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 A girl from the next office had walked in right as this happens.\u00c2\u00a0 She&#8217;s like &#8220;I&#8217;m gonna go get someone.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 As she backs out of the office we here her telling the floor there is a snake in our office.\u00c2\u00a0 By this point I am sitting on the corner of my desk, feet off the floor and D has pushed herself in the corner.\u00c2\u00a0 One of our techs comes in and grabs our butterfly net, yes we have a butterfly net in our office &#8211; don&#8217;t ask!, he walks to the back and starts trying to wrangle the baby snake in the net.\u00c2\u00a0 After a few attempts and a used paper towel holder the baby snake is in the net and headed outside.<\/p>\n<p>I must say I don&#8217;t really mind snakes.\u00c2\u00a0 For the most part I&#8217;ve never really had a bad encounter.\u00c2\u00a0 I respect their space and in turn I expect they respect MY space.\u00c2\u00a0 There may even be a pic of me holding random snake.\u00c2\u00a0 (Not the one from my office but one from my back yard, that I KNEW was not poisonous.)\u00c2\u00a0 But seeing random nondescript baby snake in my office, less then 3 FEET away from my bare feet freaks me out a little, I&#8217;m not even gonna lie.\u00c2\u00a0 At least if I&#8217;m outside, I know that I am looking for snakes and I&#8217;m in their world.\u00c2\u00a0 Sitting at my desk doing my job is not really the place I expect to look down and see a snake.\u00c2\u00a0 With that said, if another happens into our office I&#8217;m freaking moving, to another floor!!!!<\/p>\n<p>I wish I had taken a pic of the baby snake but thanks to the recent FB update, it drained my cell battery like no body&#8217;s business.\u00c2\u00a0 (Thankfully it was fixed last night.)\u00c2\u00a0 But not in time to capture the creepy slithery in my office.\u00c2\u00a0 Oh well.\u00c2\u00a0 Hopefully it won&#8217;t happen again.\u00c2\u00a0 And let me just say, the baby snake HAD to have been chilling under my desk because there is NO way he made his way from the door to the back of the room with no one seeing him.\u00c2\u00a0 At least not when we did.\u00c2\u00a0 Yeah, fun thought.\u00c2\u00a0 Baby snake just hanging out under my drawer waiting to make his appearance.\u00c2\u00a0 UGHHH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like I was pretty much dragging most of yesterday.\u00c2\u00a0 The day had been pretty unproductive, I was tired, exhausted and ready to be home.\u00c2\u00a0 About 4 o&#8217;clock 2 of my co-workers headed out for the day.\u00c2\u00a0 Thanks to a few early ports, they peaced out early.\u00c2\u00a0 That left 3 of us girls in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kandm.section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kandm.section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kandm.section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kandm.section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kandm.section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/kandm.section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1200,"href":"http:\/\/kandm.section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions\/1200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kandm.section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kandm.section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kandm.section30.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}